A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs we can and can't take by a man at a hotel door, simply because he has a drum major's uniform on.

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

There is no such place as Budapest. Perhaps you are thinking of Bucharest, and there is no such place as Bucharest, either.

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

Kill if you will, but command me nothing!’ the gunslinger roared. ‘You have forgotten the faces of those who made you!

Moonstruck... was one of the few romantic comedies to be nominated for a Best Picture Oscar.

Do not allow negative feelings and emotions to control your mind. Emotional harm does not come from others; it is conceived and developed within ourselves.

You must show him, by leaving him severely alone.

You want to be entertaining to some degree. But honesty is always entertaining to me.

Movies in Hollywood now, for the past 20 or 30 years, are made mainly by lawyers or agents.

There is so much extraordinary opportunity if you're curious, if you're interested.

When you compete with someone as good or better than you, you may not always win, but you never lose.

Worrying is the interest paid on a debt you may not owe.

Things are tougher than we are, just As earth will always respond However we mess it about.