A brave captain is as a root, out of which, as branches, the courage of his soldiers doth spring.

It is the nature of the strong heart, that like the palm tree it strives ever upwards when it is most burdened.

In forming a judgment, lay your hearts void of foretaken opinions; else, whatsoever is done or said, will be measured by a wrong rule; like them who have jaundice, to whom everything appears yellow.

It is a great happiness to be praised of them that are most praise-worthy.

My true love hath my heart, and I have his

The ingredients of health and long life, are great temperance, open air, easy labor, and little care.

Either I will find a way, or I will make one.

Like the air-invested heron, great persons should conduct themselves; and the higher they be, the less they should show.

Happiness is a sunbeam, which may pass though a thousand bosoms without losing a particle of its original ray.

If you neglect your work, you will dislike it; if you do it well, you will enjoy it

Cupid makes it his sport to pull the warrior's plum.

Life is too short to dance with ugly men

If you aren't preparing for life like a war, you'll end up living like a prisoner of war.

We had 10 turnovers tonight. Each one gets worse as you go. It is like prior arrests: the 10th one may not have been that bad, but when you have had nine prior ones, it looks pretty bad.

The signs of psychic draining - we call aging.

So the first thing we're gonna do," I told him, "is push you off the roof.

I don't even have moderately big breasticles. They just look like - well, nevermind what they look like. At least they stay strapped down when I worm into a sports bra.

The capacity to be either happy or unhappy is determined by the manner in which you react to whatever happens.

I can't ask the offense to score slower.

Integrity is conforming reality to our words - in other words, keeping promises and fulfilling expectations.

The world sucks, man. But Tesla does have a mid-size sedan now, and that's very important to the future.