A brave world, sir, full of religion, knavery, and change: we shall shortly see better days.

That perfect tranquillity of life, which is nowhere to be found but in retreat, a faithful friend and a good library.

Fantastic fortune thou deceitful light, That cheats the weary traveler by night, Though on a precipice each step you tread, I am resolved to follow where you lead.

Oh, what a dear ravishing thing is the beginning of an Amour!

Faith, Sir, we are here today and gone tomorrow.

Nothing is more capable of troubling our reason, and consuming our health, than secret notions of jealousy in solitude.

Each moment of a happy lover's hour is worth an age of dull and common life.

Variety is the soul of pleasure.

Money speaks sense in a language all nations understand.

Who is't that to woman's beauty would submit, And yet refuse the fetters of their wit?

I think a Play the best divertisement that wise men have: but I do also think them nothing so who do discourse so formallie about the rules of it, as if 'twere the grand affair of humane life.

A small poet repeats himself like a clock.

You are beautiful, no matter what they say.

Am I crazy or am I a genius? I don't think I'm either.

I feed the branches of the people.

I don't think Hamlet is mad, nor is he predisposed to be a gloomy or tragic figure.

We must treat arrest as the normal condition of the life of a non-co-operator.

If every cigarette you smoke takes seven minutes off of your life, every game of Dungeons & Dragons you play delays the loss of your virginity by seven hours.

Every champion has discovered that pain is seasonal. It will pass... Don't be discouraged by it. A New Day is about to dawn in your life!

Alas, I emerge from one disaster to fall into a worse.

In this age of getting what you want and getting it now, the simple pleasure of browsing is often forgotten.