A bureaucrat is an official who is clothed with power and whom it doesn't fit.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Universe is expanding to infinity without a center in space. How come humans claim a direction to their life?

My personal theory is that he has a very firm grasp upon reality, it's simply not a reality the rest of us have ever met before.

We obtained literature by our own efforts, it is a product of our own life, and that is why we love it so much and hold it so dear, why we pin our hopes on it.

Healing is not a process, it is a choice. Nothing can heal your scars until you decide to.

She gave him a strange maternal grin.For the first time, clearly, the thought surfaced in Paul Sheldon’s mind: I am introuble here. This woman is not right.

If you do what you've always done you'll get what you've always gotten.

From here on out, there's just reality. I think that's what maturity is: a stoic response to endless reality. But then, what do I know?

There is a just Latin axiom, that he who seeks a reason for everything subverts reason.

The IMF economists were doubtless shaken by the extreme failures of their prescriptions over many years, and by the collapse of the intellectual edifice of economic theory on which they were relying.

Christmas is the alcoholidays