A busy fool is fitter to be shut up than a downright madman.

He that leaveth nothing to Chance will do few things ill but he will do very few things.

Men are not hanged for stealing horses but that horses may not be stolen.

Weak men are apt to be cruel because they stick at nothing that may repair the ill effect of their mistakes.

As far as I'm concerned, men like you were put on this world to entertain women like me.

I'm really not up for answering any questions that start with how, when, where, why or what.

Immigration reform should mean something else entirely. It should mean improvements to our laws and policies to make life better for American citizens.

I don't think, until you've actually lost somebody you really love, that you can go through that door that allows you to be grown-up.

I'm the world heavyweight champion. I consider myself a citizen of the whole world.

I resisted parenthood for a long, long time. But having a daughter has given me a sense of hopefulness that I didn't have before.

Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it's time to drink.

When you have to choose among methods, your locus of attention is drawn from the task and temporarily becomes the decision itself.

Money is never more important than your body and mind, but you must work and support yourself. Never depend on others for your livelihood.

I didn't really like the taste of booze. I liked the effect it did on me. But I can't say I savored a glass full of Chablis Chablis 1932. I drank whatever s - - was in front of me and got me buzzed.