A camel is a horse designed by a committee and a committee's a sweet running piece of machinery compared to any government.

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.

A faith-holder puts himself below his faith and lets it guide his actions. The fanatic puts himself above it and uses it as an excuse for his actions.

Unrivalled not only in its class, but in a class by itself.

Onward, and up, and up again, until the impossible was achieved, all barriers were broken, all pains conquered, all abilities possessed. Until all was lightning and no darkness left.

Why should there be some sort of virtue always attributed to a frank admission of vice?

There never was a throne yet built so high that it could not be rocked by laughter from below.

Man with a crossbow in the proper position at the proper time’s worth a corps of heavy artillery half an hour late and ten miles down the road from where it should be.

Facing facts is definitely preferable to facing defeat.

Champions realise that defeat - and learning from it even more than from winning - is part of the path to mastery.

Now this is the first rule of fight club: There is nothing a blue collar Nobody in Oregon with a public school education can imagine that a million-billion people haven't already done.

Love means you can never be apart.

I'm not voting for Hillary Clinton.

This garden has a soul, I know its moods.

I've been doing interviews for years, and in all that time, I've virtually never read one and gone, 'Yep, factually and tonally that's exactly what happened.' Pretty much never.

Do nothing which is of no use.

My definition of secularism is very clear. The sole religion of the Government is Nation First, the holy book is the Constitution.

When people ask me how old the Earth is, I tell them I don't know because I don't.

Complaining is the absolute worst possible thing you could do for your health or your wealth. The worst!