A cancer is not only a physical disease, it is a state of mind.

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

The eagle may soar; beavers build dams.

The US has not imposed democracy in Yemen, its people have.

The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

The government is shutting down the coal industry, they say it's cheaper to draw nuclear power off the French grid and cheaper to buy coal from Colombia.

God Himself even "forgets" the wickedness committed by those whom He has forgiven. That's why it is never too late to clean up your life.

Woe unto you when all men shall speak well of vou!

He who trusts himself is lost. He who trusts in God can do all things.

I did not want to be the best black man of the year; I wanted to be the best man of the year.

I sweat real sweat and I shake real shakes.

We have come so far. It's become a real bipartisan cause, which I'm very happy to see. And in the case of America, and it's - certainly, without America, we'd be facing catastrophe.

Congratulations! You're a woman. Now die.

Good nonsense is good sense in disguise.

I would like to see the Pope wearing my T-shirt.

I try to look for the good in everybody, regardless of the way they're labeled.