A cat chooses its owner, not the other way around.

The things that truly define me can’t be lost.

67% of all shoppers intend to return home with the item they are shopping for, but that only 24% actually do so.

She builds people up because she knows what it is like to be torn down.

Mistress-like, its brilliance vain, highly capricious and inane.

MYTHOLOGY, n. The body of a primitive people's beliefs concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later.

The real secret to guacamole is that you use exactly the elements that you need, which is cilantro, onion, tomato, and jalapenos. And, of course, avocado.

The Veteran's Administration is a disaster, the V.A., it's a disaster.

The hours Facebook users put into their profiles and lists and updates is the labor that Facebook then sells to the market researchers and advertisers it serves.

Everyone acquainted with the subject will recognize it as a conspicuous failure.

Wise people build their lives around what is eternal and squeeze in what is temporary. Not the other way around.