A cat is better than you are, more honest, more graceful, smarter for her size, better coordinated, and infinitely more beautiful.

Guilt didn't put any butter on the bread of life.

From talk radio to insult radio wasn't really that much of a leap.

To find his own salvation, a man must first find the fool locked inside himself and set it free.

who hasn't slept in an empty bed sometimes, longing for the embrace of another person on the achingly short trip to the grave?

No means everything to a dog, nothing to a cat.

Catch a dog in your favorite chair, and he slinks away abashed. The cat will pretend incomprehension; surely you must know it's her chair?

If God did not intend the cat to live happily with humankind, why is there a meow in the middle of the word 'hoMEOWner'?

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

i am not a jealous person, but when i am with you, the thought of someone elsepulling your attention away from mekills me a little insideeach time.

Victim complex are so dangerous because they automatically attract imperious and authoritative individuals in their lives

Make a plan & Use the time when you're thinking about "what to do when your bored

I salute your level of patience if you watch these daily soaps. I cannot kill because there's not enough space for graveyards.

Tommy's [Gamble] an East Coast guy, so he kind of talks fast and in quick statements and phrases, so I understood him and he understood me, and we just hit it off.

My husband is absolutely opposed to any negative campaigning at all.

I think Winston Churchill is an appallingly bad politician, and always has been, that he hung onto power long after he should have done, and that his post-war administration was a disaster.

A moody child and wildly wise Pursued the game with joyful eyes, Which chose, like meteors, their way, And rived the dark with private ray.

A true friend sees the good in everything, and brings out the best in the worst of things.

I guess people think the taller you are the more dominant you have to be.