A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

God prepared us for the task ahead of time.

Sometimes it’s just a matter of letting go and getting on with life.

I like to go to parties where I know everyone. How are you going to have fun with people you don't know?

Bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret.

To see God everywhere is to see Him nowhere.

Topher Grace is a really smart guy, and he really thinks about [acting].

Man is multiplied by the number of languages he possesses and speaks.

Day is the Child of Time, And Day must cease to be: But Night is without a sire, And cannot expire, One with Eternity.

Man needs now no more degrees, but character, No more study, but wisdom.

It interests me tremendously to make copies... I started it by chance and I find it teaches me things.