A century ago, people laughed at the notion that we were descended from monkeys. Today, the individuals most offended by that claim are the monkeys.

I always have the time, the room and the energy for more love.

The most important thing for everyone in Gringolandia is to have ambition and become 'somebody, ' and frankly, I don't have the least ambition to become anybody.

Industry, thrift and self-control are not sought because they create wealth, but because they create character.

Lots of people aren't self-promoters. You've just never heard of them.

Ability and guts is an unbeatable combination.

When you keep the porch light on for the prodigal child, you do what God does every single moment.

Boundaries don't keep other people out, they fence you in.

God was there when it happened. We were not there.... Therefore, we are completely limited to what God has seen fit to tell us, and this information is in His written Word.

I was really gifted at being able to construct a joke, but it's like they weren't even memorable, my first jokes, because they were so about nothing.

Donald Trump thinks all press is good press. And I think he believes that he's putting everybody on a psychological disadvantage.