A chef who doesn't wash his hands is like a cop who steals. It's a cry for help.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

Writing and art are my lovers

Working hard, and being thoughtful, and generous, and smart; it's a path to a better life.

I'm not a nice girl; I'm a photographer. (On being told by a Federal Art Project official, after she photographed the Bowery, that a nice girl should not go into such neighborhoods )

How much do I love you? I'll tell you no lie. How deep is the ocean? How high is the sky?

He had always loved God. In his darkest hours he cried out, "God did not create us to abandon us.

I am not a black artist, I am an artist.

God gave you not a spirit of faithlessness, not a spirit of despair.

We're so quick to point out our own flaws in others.

The way out of fear isn’t safety. It’s freedom.

The government itself cannot create jobs. Jobs are created by business people and entrepreneurs.