A chemist who is not a physicist is nothing at all.

Working is beautiful and rewarding, but acquisition of wealth for its own sake is disgusting.

You can find that sort of regularity in Stock Exchange quotations. [Expressing his lack of confidence in reported regularities in the periodic classification of elements.]

You can find that sort of regularity in Stock Exchange quotations.

It was in the words he didn't say... that I found all the answers to my questions.

We were never meant for a wimpy life.

A modest woman dressed out in all her finery is the most tremendous object of the whole creation.

I'm a foodie. I enjoy it a lot, and contrary to what it looks, I eat a lot. My comfort food, of all things, would be southern soul barbecue.

Habit converts luxurious enjoyments into dull and daily necessities.

It has been said of garlic that everyone knows its odor save he who has eaten it, and who wonders why everyone flies at his approach.

The most effective mirror is definitely an previous good friend.

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.

Breathing is optional, but I need some air.

We've been there on World Wars, it's time for World Party I.