A child is a life that has not gone too far away from the Creator. Know a child to know life.

Do not try to fix whatever comes in your life. Fix yourself in such a way that whatever comes, you will be fine.

Frustration, discouragement, and depression mean you are working against yourself.

Being a seeker means no matter what the Vedas said, what Krishna or Shiva said, you have to know the truth in your own experience.

The sign of intelligence is that you are constantly wondering. Idiots are always dead sure about every damn thing they are doing in their life.

Having a good home, eating good food, wearing good clothes, are a means to living well; they are not the goals of our life. The quality of your life is decided by how peaceful and joyful you are.

A materialistic person is ruthless with other people but kind to himself. A spiritual person is ruthless with himself but kind to everybody else.

Confusion is better than stupid conclusions. In confusion, there is still a possibility. In stupid conclusion, there is no possibility.

Too many people are hungry not because there is dearth of food. It is because there is dearth of love and care in human hearts.

The only reason why you are unhappy is because you are trying to be happy.

Seeing everything just the way it is gives you the power and capability to walk through life effortlessly.

Since then, at an uncertain hour, That agony returns: And till my ghastly tale is told, This heart within me burns.

I am afraid of those who are too simple on the outside

Everything about aging in my experience so far has been a plus. Except the death part!

Growing up, I wasn't an athlete or anything like that. The only place I felt like I belonged was in the theater.

I'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do, it's what I've been doing and it's what I'm going to keep doing.

The amount of money that people spend on saving stuff, they try to feed you this idea that it's more important.

The subtlest lie of all is the full truth.

A big part of why I wanted to go to college is to meet people and make friends.

I have to go 150 percent or nothing at all.

I'm proud of my triumphs. I've dreamed of being world champion, I've had some difficult times and they've made me value the good times.