A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Storm clouds will always ignite the darker side of my passion.

Your path should be lighted with love and trust, your purpose should be clear, and your goal should be the light post.

Blaming others doesn't certify your goodness.

Man's security comes from within himself.

I have spent the best years of my life giving people the lighter pleasures, helping them have a good time, and all I get is abuse, the existence of a hunted man.

I know a great country that needs to be rebuilt in terms of roads, bridges, schools. That is called the United States of America.

"I'm hoping that the more you see me, the more I'll grow on you." "Like a fungus?

The French would eat anything that couldn't outrun them.

Honeymoon lasts not nowadays above a fortnight.

What studies please, what most delight, And fill men's thoughts, they dream them o'er at night.