A class, in Java, is where we teach objects how to behave.

When debugging, novices insert corrective code; experts remove defective code.

Programming languages, like pizzas, come in only too sizes; too big and too small.

If you cannot grok the overall structure of a program while taking a shower, you are not ready to code it.

Code should run as fast as necessary, but no faster; something important is always traded away to increase speed.

When teaching a rapidly changing technology, perspective is more important than content.

The three most important aspects of debugging and real estate are the same: Location, Location, and Location.

He's got a box with a demon in it that draws pictures, " said Rincewind shortly. "Do what the madman says and he will give you gold.

If you want to go anywhere in modern war, in the air, on the sea, on the land, you must have command of the air.

Live today, for tomorrow we die.

I've pretty much behaved like a knucklehead my entire life.

The superior artist is the one who knows how to be influenced.

Houses are built to live in, and not to look on: therefore let use be preferred before uniformity.

I'm having fun with what I'm doing but I'd never categorically say no to something because it's not horror. I'm keeping an open mind.

Those otherworldly desires were just as foolish as the worldly desires.

In this life, no matter what anyone promises you, what allegiances of love or fealty they swear or what gods they pray to, you will never have more than what you have at this moment.

It's really easy to figure out why I love what I love, the holidays and food. I know the difference between having them and not having them.