A classic liberal is more like a libertarian. I'm sorry. Classic liberal, actually, from the 1800s has a totally different meaning than a liberal who is [modern] classic.

You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one - I can't speak for you, but I'm on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.

What we don't have a right to is healthcare, housing, or handouts. We don't have those rights.

Girl, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!

Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.

Sometimes the hardest part of the journey is believing you're worthy of the trip.

The shadows are only the darkest when the light is at its brightest.

The moment you stop worrying about success is when success will happen.

Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.

If you have a priest that is pushing social justice, go find another parish. Go alert your bishop.

All men are created equal. It is what you do from there that makes the difference. We are all free agents in life. We make our own decisions. We control our own destiny.

To Have Thousands Transformed In The Society Is To Lack Unity

There is no answer for life, creation, or mankind. We make the answer.

Admitting failure is quite cleansing, but never - pleasurable.

I like the new, cool, swinging Justin Timberlake.

I ended up majoring in English, which I'm not particularly fluent in.

Every art and every faculty contemplates certain things as its principal objects.

Five inches of snow in five inch heels, you can't look sexy and you can't look like you know what you're doing because you're fall.

Ali’s got a left, Ali’s got a right, if he hits you once, you’re asleep for the night

The examined life is no picnic.

When I hear the words jazz pianist, that just means I have the skills to do most things. Because to be a jazz pianist, even to be a bad jazz pianist, you have to be pretty good.