A clever arrangement of bad eggs will never make a good omelet.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

I just looked at the calendar and realized- my days are numbered

I don't care if I get $50 million to do a film.

We have been through four and five generations of technology since the PATRIOT Act.

Long before I became 'rich and famous' I just sat round drinking wine and staring at the walls.

I think I'm like The Beatles - I think each one I've done is better than the last one. And hopefully I'll never make a Let It Be.

If you fail to pay your bill by 9 AM tomorrow morning your service will be discontinued.

Rydstrom: "To get it right this time."

We want to be on the winning team, but at the risk of turning our backs on the losers, no, it is not worth it. So we fight the long defeat.

To a true-blue professor of literature in an American university, literature is not something that a plain human being, living today, painfully sits down to produce. No; it is something dead.

The aim of education should be to preserve and nurture the yearning for learning that a child is born with.