A clever schoolboy's reaction to his reading is most naturally expressed by parody or imitation.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Silence is the language of Om. We need silence to be able to reach our Self. Both internal and external silence is very important to feel the presence of that supreme Love.

If winning weren't important nobody would keep score.

I never wanted to retire. I wanted to kind of shift my work pattern so I could stay fresh and invigorated, and use the experience that I had gained in 30 years, but in a slightly different direction.

I'm secretly afraid of clowns. But it's not a secret now...dang.

Men have come to such a pass that they frequently starve, not for want of necessaries, but for want of luxuries.

My mom cares that I tweeted a picture of my breakfast. She's knows I'm eating and I'm safe.

While I still have more good days than bad days, I'm going to keep playing.

I coach a few guys and they work very, very hard, but in our day we did it because we just loved it.

And he was my friend. Not that he wouldn't kill me if things turned out that way, but he wouldn't like doing it. With humans, what more could you ask for a friend?

A true teacher doesn't teach you to think like him, but to think without him.