A comedian is a fellow who finds other comedians too humorous to mention.

Power revealed is power sacrificed. The truly powerful exert their influence in ways unseen, unfelt. Some would say that a thing visible is a thing vulnerable.

All because I fell in love with a madman.

So why not live with the magic? Be a kid again and believe in the fantastical. Life is more fun with a little smoke and mirrors.

Find something you're passionate about and keep tremendously interested in it.

I don't write poetry and then strum some chords and then fit the words on top of the chords.

The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.

It's easy to scare women. It's even profitable to scare women... But it's not nice, so let's stop it.

If I could be reincarnated as a fashion accessory, it would be a shopping bag.

I never apologize for my efforts to support worthy projects that Alabama.

The age of miracles has not past. The Miracle Worker is still ALIVE. His name is Jesus Christ!