A comedian is better than a politician

i am a woman and i am alone, and i cannot tell which one of the twoi love being more.

Life often presents you with difficult choices. But who made up the rules? Why choose at all?

Suicide carried off many. Drink and the devil took care of the rest

I spread the message of hope and of unity. That's what gets me up in the morning. I can tell you what is wrong, but I can't tell you how to fix it. I'm a raptivist, not a politician. I deal in hope.

I don't listen to what people say, people been talking about me since I was born.

It just happens I write fast and always have done.

Songwriting is like a therapy, it's a connection that you have with another person, and I'm not scared of it at all for some reason.

I loved but once, yet twice I lose my love!

If you let someone talk for an hour, you're gonna have a pretty good idea of who they are, and I think that's more rewarding than me sitting there going, "That's complete bullshit about health care."

Pull yourself together' is seldom said to anyone who can.