A comedian is someone who tells the truth. Truth is the set of all jokes told by all comedians in the world.

The paradox of innovation is that it is accepted as an innovation when it has become imitation.

Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worth of being saved.

There is a limit to human intelligence, but there is no limit to human stupidity

It is the pursuit of happiness that makes people unhappy.

The world is divided into the ordinary and the extraordinary. The problem is deciding which is which.

Life is not a journey, it is a destination

There is nothing more dangerous than a philosopher who wants to change the world

Most books are about aspects of human knowledge - Few people write books about human ignorance, despite the fact that there would be much more to write about

Life is a question in the form of an answer

The cure to eliminate fake news is that people stop reading 140-character tweets and start reading 600-page books.

In your sky, you are the brightest star.Without you light, it’s dark like tar.So love yourself to enlighten others.

We are all goofs of ourselves no matter how perfect the lives of some may seem. But when we embrace our flaws and work with it, sometimes, just sometimes, we get it right.

Standards are always out of date. That's what makes them standards.

Little Bird if you do not sing for me, I will wait for you

We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses for 86 years, you're a pretty good fan. You don't have to win everything to be a fan of something.

Our desire for approval can only truly be met by receiving God’s acceptance and approval of us.

Footballers can be like artists when the mind and body are working as one. It is what Miles Davis does when he plays free jazz - everything pulls together into one intense moment that is beautiful.

No language which lends itself to visualizability can describe quantum jumps.

The great thing about the electronic music scene is that everybody can be part of it either by dancing, DJing, or organizing a party.

All it takes is for one person to say you’re ugly, and you’re like, I guess I’m ugly. And that was it.