A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.

My family comes first. Maybe that's what makes me different from other guys.

You're either sexy or you're not. I'm very self-conscious about my physiognomy.

Memories are like moonbeams; we do with them what we want.

I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.

It isn't true that you live only once. You only die once. You live lots of times if you know how.

Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. That's the truth. And on that note, I'll say goodnight. God love you.

There is nothing wrong with being afraid - but there is nothing more wrong than allowing that to be your master.

I've got a dream lover, so I don't have to dream alone.

I'm a singer who moves like a dancer.

I am now a turtle. Virtually everything I own is on my back and suffice it to say I am one ton lighter and therefore 2,000 pounds happier. All houses are gone.

I stand for freedom of expression, doing what you believe in, and going after your dreams.

...to make art is to realize another's sadness within, realize the hidden sadness in other people's lives, to feel sad with and for a stranger.

Tattlers also and busy bodies speaking things which they ought not.

The genius of the people will ill brook the inquisitive and peremptory spirit of excise laws.

What happens in a certain place can stain your feelings for that location, just as ink can stain a white sheet.

Everybody says that they're against the special interests. I'm the only one the special interests don't give any money to.

I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

Although my family - parents and sister - all work in the personnel management business, their real passion is performing, amateur operatic societies and so on.

If you ever plan to motor west, travel my way, take the highway that is best. Get your kicks, on Route Sixty-six.

The point is some people think they have a leading role when, really, they're just supporting cast.