A comedian who starts talking to himself becomes his own audience. This is fatal.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

...you can be angry and silent, but it's no use - there's no distance in the spirit - besides, my words touch you more softly than my hands...

The best way of keeping a secret is to pretend there isn't one.

What's more, we had discovered that people have several times more potential for growth, when they invest energy in developing their strenghts instead of correcting their deficiencies.

People used to play with toys.Now the toys play with them.

Loving everything about yourself - even the 'unacceptable' - is an act of personal power. It is the beginning of healing.

Generally the whole entertainment business now is bland.

and I think that everything in life is kind of unreal, isn't it?

Amidst sorrows, the only thing that enlivens us is optimistic faith. Never lose that faith.

Dali likes me taking his picture because he is interested in pictures that do not simply reproduce reality. Even in photos he prefers to appear outside reality .That is surrealistic!

Working hard is one thing, but working hard with purpose is what separates the good from the great