A comedy isn’t about being funny...a comedy is about characters who dare to know that they may choose a happy ending after all.

Okay, so maybe sometimes the real world is smiles and miracles.

Vengeance is sweet. Vengeance taken when the vengee isn't sure who the venger is, is sweeter still.

I know. That sounds like a lie. But Presbyterians know that every so often a lie isn't all that bad, and I figured that this was about the best place it could happen.

Whatever it means to be a friend, taking a black eye for someone has to be in it.

One of the most foolish of all human philosophies, is to believe that we all have an unavoidable destiny.

I have written until I fell asleep with my computer on my lap. That can't be normal.

Why must ignorance be destroyed? Because it is the number one destroyer of the people of God

One does not have humor. It has you.

The most entertaining surface on earth is the human face.

The top 10 per cent of the US population appropriated 91 per cent of income growth between 1989 and 2006, while the top 1 per cent took 59 per cent.

My advice for anyone who wants to follow in my footsteps: create your own path, hone your talent, be ready to show your talent, and don't doubt yourself.

I know people will think it's funny because I've done glamour modelling in the past, but I felt embarrassed about my body and just wanted to cover it up.

I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.

No boxer in the history of boxing has had Parkinson's. There's no injury in my brain that suggests that the illness came from boxing.