A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Happiness is an awareness—a blissful perception, not in ownership or in material possessions.

I choose my life to this free. I choose my life to be this way

Social networking helps reach people easier and quicker.

Sorghum is kind of unusual. It can go to very high heats, but it's not as productive in most environments as maize is.

Music became my focus. At 13, I was jamming with my mates. At 15, I was playing clubs.

Everything is pathology, except for indifference.

Adolf Hitler is simply the dark-side of Mother Teresa.

My favorite judge is Simon because he is brutally honest and he thinks I'm

It's really sad for me that in the United States the Latino community is losing its culture and language, especially among kids born here - a lot of them can't even speak our language.

I have a great relationship with animals, and with children. I get to their level. I try to see the way a child looks at the world, it's hugely different.