A compromise is a settlement by which each side gets what neither side wanted.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

A book can’t be a half-fantasy any more than a woman can be half pregnant

There are two conversations going on at the same time: the story and a conversation about how the story is being told.

What nothing earthly gives, or can destroy, The soul's calm sunshine, and the heart-felt joy, Is virtue's prize.

Lovers. Not a soft word, as people thought, but cruel and tearing.

It is often too easy to explain a novel idea to a few enlightened persons with a few words. But to enlighten about the same to many people, too many words are often required

If you think you stink, you probably do.

C'mon baby light for me!

Don't worry about society's conditioning and the labels that are put on you by external forces. Hold onto your true self.

I dig my heels in every now and then, and think 'I'm not going to do what's expected or what people think is the right thing.' So I have a little bit of that in my personality.

Art respects the masses, by standing up to them for what they could be, rather than conforming to them in their degraded state.