A computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things.

Feel The Love in Friendship

I believe that the greatest gift you can give your family and the world is a healthy you.

I do not say anything from jealousy.

When you go out to Hollywood, it's like, "Here's the book. It is what it is. It'll always stay the same."

Life is islands of ecstasy in an ocean of ennui, and after the age of thirty land is seldom seen.

Writing is a crummy profession, but a good hobby.

A lot of brands just push messages out on social media, but that's not what social is about.

I'm even old-school Instagram. I'm here for your "What did you have to eat today?" I'm fine with that.

I love pitching in front of big crowds and in huge stadiums.

There is nothing more to be esteemed than a manly firmness and decision of character.