A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.

Enough research will tend to support your conclusions.

A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection.

Every clarification breeds new questions.

The universe is simmering down, like a giant stew left to cook for four billion years. Sooner or later we won’t be able to tell the carrots from the onions.

Every solution breeds new problems.

Don't force it... get a bigger hammer.

Investment in reliability will increase until it exceeds the probable cause of errors, or until someone insists on getting some useful work done.

First Rule of Acting: Whatever happens, look as if it were intended.

If you improve or tinker with something long enough, eventually it will break or malfunction.

A structure becomes architectural, and not sculptural, when its elements no longer have their justification in nature.

They say marriage will change you but it didn't change me. Being in love changed me.

All I know, is that I feel extremely blessed to be on TV. Its a hard job, but real life is harder. Truth be told, playgrounds can be war zones.

I'm like a slow starter. Everything I've done has built, or has taken a while.

Remember: the Word is God and God is the Word. You are what your words are.

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge our death.

I know you think I was pressured into binding myself with you before, but that's not true,I always intended to marry you, kitten.

Because of my personal history, my professional skills and my business achievements, I am a man nobody can expect to compare himself with.

I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks, I'm not going that far.