A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

True philosophy must start from the most immediate and comprehensive fact of consciousness: 'I am life that wants to live, in the midst of life that wants to live

To be as good as our fathers we must be better, imitation is not discipleship.

Today was about execution, period. Every single player, all of us in the dressing room right now, we’re embarrassed because that’s not the way we want to play soccer.

I am a drop of gold he would say I am molten matter returned from the core of earth to tell you interior things-

The only way I'll ever get hurt in the casino is if there's an earthquake and a slot machine falls on my foot.

We learned that a former prisoner of war had more to teach us about what it takes to find a path to greatness than most books on corporate strategy.

There must be a goal at every stage of life! There must be a goal!

Nice creepy reptile,” Frank said, very aware of the driftwood in his coat pocket. “Nice poisonous, fire-breathing reptile.

If people have split views about your work, I think it's flattering. I'd rather have them feel something about it than dismiss it.

When I feel very loved, when I nurture and support people, my experience is deepened. I feel connected to a larger purpose and meaning.