A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hi, Mitt.'

You know, back in my days they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn't that costly.

Success should stem from entrepreneurial creativity, not political connectivity.

The United Nations Childrens Fund reports that more than 18 million children worldwide have lost both parents to the ravages of AIDS, starvation, war or natural disasters.

Wealth is the ultimate panacea to poverty.

Amazons Jeff Bezos, Facebooks Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, and Steve Jobs did not start out wealthy, and actually added to income inequality, but we all benefit from their creative effort.

I want to make sure the people we elect to office believe in America.

I have four kids. They are two years apart, and contraception has been very, very good to me.

Life is just so much fun and so filled with humor.

It's so sad to see how few people in the Obama administration have any private sector experience.

I am fresh, I am radiant, I am full of love, and I am joyful. I am complete.

…dancing in the carnage and the flames.

I just slept for fifteen hours straight. Yes, writing a musical is THAT exhausting!

You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles.

This is reality. If [the American officials] want to believe, that's good, that will help them understand the region and be more successful in their policies.

Despair is our chance to wrestle with fire and come through.

It is important to remember that we all have magic inside us.

Self-programming, what you believe and affirm about yourself, is the basis of who you are.

The influence of a science adviser is only as good as ears open to that science advice.

People who can spread ideas regardless of what those ideas are, win.