A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.

The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.

Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.

Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.

Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.

Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.

In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.

A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.

Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.

Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.

Poets never die, I thought. They just fail in the end.

You can't really move forward until you look back.[From Remaking America panel discussion at George Washington University]

When a Dragon, an Elf, and a Human walk into a bar, the Human is always going to be the punch line.

A slow, knowing smile came over Keirah's face. Her heart filled with happiness, believing the Gwarda gypsy sitting next to her at this very moment was worthy of her beloved sister.

The first draft of a book—even a long one—should take no more than three months, the length of a season.

Tactics, fitness, stroke ability, adaptability, experience, and sportsmanship are all necessary for winning.

If this country [America] is to survive, the best-fed-nation myth had better be recognized for what it is: propaganda designed to produce wealth not health.

Life's values originate in circumstances over which the individual has no control.

I am better able to imagine hell than heaven; it is my inheritance, I suppose.

The truth, of course, is that a billion falsehoods told a billion times by a billion people are still false.