A couple drinks. A couple aspirin. Repeat.

Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.

Worker bees can leave. Even drones can fly away. The Queen is their slave.

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away.

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.

The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.

It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.

I was steeped in denial, but my body knew.

To those Americans whose support I have yet to earn, I may not have won your vote tonight, but I hear your voices. I need your help. And I will be your president, too.

Nowadays, everybody wanna be weird. We know how to manifest being weird.

He's the best prospect I've ever seen.

I've reached a point in life where it's no longer necessary to try to impress. If they like me the way I am, that's good. If they don't, that's too bad.

Writing is never, ever easy but I wake up every morning grateful for the gift of being able to do this.

Christ is risen from the dead!

I don't want to be too over-exposed, but then at the same time I don't want to be too out-of-sight-out-of-mind.

Did you hear that Mitch? Your mom thinks you're beautiful.

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress.