A credit card allows you transcend time. For it allows you to put off until tomorrow what you bought today, while you are still paying what you bought yesterday.

A credit card allows you transcend time. For it allows you to put off until tomorrow what you bought today, while you are still paying off what you bought yesterday.

Life ... is a taleTold by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.

Women‘s football is crap. If it were any good people would go and watch it, but it isn’t and they don’t. And, to be honest, I doubt they ever will.

Night and day the streets resounded with music, song, and the clinking of chalices and tankards, for it is well known that nothing is such thirsty work as the acquisition of knowledge.

I walk out the door with a heavy feeling in my heart as another secret falls on top of it.

What is the happiness ? Is it really happiness ? Nothing stable, just happen, stay and decay... Everything is impermanence, dissatisfaction and nothing can ever belong to itself

Computers double their performance every month.

It is great folly to wish to be wise all alone.

Fancy sleeping on air. I wonder if anyone's done it before. I don't suppose they have. Oh, bother—-Scrubb probably has!

People always say "pop culture." As if we have some high culture to distinguish it from.

The Smiths are never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever going to reunite - ever.