A critic once characterized baseball as six minutes of action crammed into two-and-one-half hours.

GOD means General Of Dominion.

I would say that I have a love-hate relationship with almost everything in my life, including stand-up.

Love and Compassion are the true religions to me. But to develop this, we do not need to believe in any religion.

Washington was a man of exceptional, almost excessive self-command, rarely permitting himself any show of discouragement or despair.

When you get into your car, after you close the door, pause for a few seconds and observe the flow of your breath. Become aware of a silent but powerful sense of presence.

Remain true to the earth.

There are two things I will never do in my life. I will never climb Mount Everest, and I will never work with Val Kilmer again. There isn't enough money in the world.

I saw Food, Inc. last night - it was like a horror movie. I'm definitely thinking about my food supply now and how I want to grow my own.

The opinions of men should not be the object of any government. Our civil rights are no more dependent on our religious beliefs than they are dependent upon our thoughts about geometry or physics!

Anger is like A full hot horse, who being allowed his way, Self-mettle tires him.