A cult is a cult, and that's what a frat is. A place where they strip you of your personality and rebuild it in their image.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

In times of adversity, you will know those who truly love you.

... I had never given much credence to the phenomenon of "writer's block". I was more inclined to think of it as "writer's impatience", and to follow Arthur Koestler's dictum: "Soak; and wait.

That’s the huge problem with an abstract painting. When are you done? You’re done when you don’t want to do it anymore.

Kind of paradoxically, men are very open minded or very even handed with their votes of women.

Like fresh milk a bad deed does not turn at once. It follows a fool scorching him like a smouldering fire.

Women seem not to understand, or underestimate, the profound power they have over their husbands.

If you cannot find peace within yourself, you will never find it anywhere else.

Each human being has his own sexual profile, and should exercise it without guilt - provided he does not oblige others to exercise it with him.

Through the Goddess, we can discover our strength, enlighten our minds, own our bodies, and celebrate our emotions.

Socialism is a dead horse.