A cynic sees little to admire in the world, while the world sees even less to admire in him.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Sorry is good. Not repeating the mistake is better.

I am your fairy tale. Your dream. Your wishes and desires, and I am your thirst and your hunger and your food and your drink.

We cannot turn the clock back nor can we undo the harm caused, but we have the power to determine the future and to ensure that what happened never happens again.

Seven shots ring out like the ocean's pounding roar, there's seven people dead on a South Dakota farm.

In any case, I married Feroze Gandhi. Once I get an idea in my head, no one in the world can make me change my mind.

Give me a break - They say taxes are inevitable, like death. At least death doesn't come every year.

I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper

If you think it, the camera will see it.

The question of how and why the encrustations and rigidifications of human emotional life are brought about led directly into the realm of vegetative life.

What a state of society is this in which freethinker is a term of abuse, and in which doubt is regarded as sin?