A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Suddenly he knew joy and sorrow felted into one fabric. Courage and fear were one thing too.

Children learn how to make good decisions by making decisions, not by following directions.

In a world in which everything is subject to the passing of time, art alone is both subject to time and yet victorious over it.

My momma used to kick in the door like SWAT!

All religions are both harmful and untrue.

And don't put a rose in my hand. Put a slim-jim in it. Send me to heaven with a slim-jim!

I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine labor secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified.

I have a very big sweet tooth and I love treating myself to something that I wouldn't necessarily eat during the tournament such as a nice-sized cake.

What I know for sure is that what you give comes back to you.

If he should love deny him what he loves!