A dead body is much more fascinating than a live one, and I have learned that most corpses tell better stories.

…because I was only eleven years old, I was wrapped in the best cloak of invisibility in the world.

How very kind of her, ' I said. 'I must remember to send her a card.'I'd send her a card alright. It would be the Ace of Spades, and I'd mail it anonymously from somewhere other than Bishop's Lacey.

I do come from a strong family.

I am fat and I don't care.

A man's wisdom is measured by his hope.

A wise man, recognizing that the world is but an illusion, does not act as if it is real, so he escapes the suffering.

I don't think you should ever start a business and move in a direction where you can't see it becoming a business.

Don't tell people how good you make the goods; tell the how good your goods make them.

Mass man is a phenomenon of electric speed, not of physical quantity.

I've played characters who are dark and have done things I never have experienced, which is why I try to find the reasons why they do what they do. We're all people, and go through similar emotions.

I shot down some German planes and I got shot down myself, crashing in a burst of flames and crawling out, getting rescued by brave soldiers.

When the male organ of a man stands erect, two thirds of his intelect go away. And one third of his religion.