A decision of the courts decided that the game of golf may be played on a Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

The eagle may soar; beavers build dams.

The US has not imposed democracy in Yemen, its people have.

The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

The government is shutting down the coal industry, they say it's cheaper to draw nuclear power off the French grid and cheaper to buy coal from Colombia.

Poetry is what Milton saw when he went blind.

It is easy to despise what you cannot get

I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my Angel?

I've been sober now for a couple of years and I'm taking my sobriety very seriously - one day at a time and I am moving forward in my career.

To every man of us, Tobruk was a symbol of British resistance and we were now going to finish with it for good.

Joe Paterno left this world with a clear conscience.

Never tell me the sky is the limit when the zoning code clearly imposes a stricter limit.

Practical investors usually learn their problem is finding enough outstanding investments, rather than choosing among too many.

Most marriages can survive 'better or worse'. The tester is all the years of 'exactly the same'.

American foreign policy had still not recovered from its victory over communism when George W. Bush and Condoleezza Rice took over at the White House in 2001.