A deep truth is a truth so deep that not only is it true but it's exact opposite is also true.

A physicist is just an atom's way of looking at itself.

Everything we call real is made of things that cannot be regarded as real.

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet.

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made, in a narrow field.

When we measure something we are forcing an undetermined, undefined world to assume an experimental value. We are not measuring the world, we are creating it.

I go into the Upanishads to ask questions.

There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.

The best weapon of a dictatorship is secrecy, but the best weapon of a democracy should be the weapon of openness.

Nothing exists until it is measured.

No, no, you're not thinking; you're just being logical.

God bless you butterfly, because now I'm claiming you like no mate has ever been claimed in the history of our kind

These passive prejudices were not necessarily from a place of ugly, but they certainly weren’t from a place of respect.

Philanthropist: a rich (and usually bald) old gentleman who has trained himself to grin while his conscience is picking his pocket.

Illinois is the only state where the present governor rides around in a car whose license plate was made by a previous governor.

I've never managed anywhere, I've managed to stay alive for 63 and a half years baby.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

That's right I never hold my tongue for saving face Even the mic feedback will humm "Amazing Grace"

Any chance you have to sit back and be the one watching is great.

Thou shalt not give birth reluctantly.

Old age spiritualizes people naturally