A design remedy that prevents bugs is always preferable to a test method that discovers them.

Testing proves a programmer’s failure. Debugging is the programmer’s vindication.

A test that reveals a bug has succeeded, not failed.

A good threat is worth a thousand tests.

More than the act of testing, the act of designing tests is one of the best bug preventers known.

Second law: The complexity barrier. Software complexity (and therefore that of bugs) grows to the limits of our ability to manage that complexity.

First law: The pesticide paradox. Every method you use to prevent or find bugs leaves a residue of subtler bugs against which those methods are ineffective.

One of the saddest sights to me has always been a human at a keyboard doing something by hand that could be automated. It's sad but hilarious.

If you can't test it, don't build it. If you don't test it, rip it out.

Software never was perfect and won't get perfect. But is that a license to create garbage? The missing ingredient is our reluctance to quantify quality.

If the objective of testing were to prove that a program is free of bugs, then not only would testing be practically impossible, but it would also be theoretically impossible.

You never see the Future coming, You only Realize you are in the Future

Brunch is such an odd thing. It was created by fat, lazy people who were too lazy to wake up at a reasonable hour and too fat to wait until the next proper time for dining.

A man does not need encouragement to lose his heart.

I've always been a guy who's pretty supportive, its just my nature, so I came in to the situation with the attitude that I wanted to support Johnny and make it work.

I have a lot of aggression in me that needs to come out in a not-very-precise or articulate way.

Maybe if you stopped asking "why" all the time, you might be happy. Leave it alone, you know? Life is happy.

No one honest has an easy life, and its aching for one that causes the most pain.

They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression.

I see some of the clothes from the '90s is back in fashion. That really freaks me out because that's when I grew up.

without you, dearest dearest I couldn't see or hear or feel or think - or live - I love you so and I'm never in all our lives going to let us be apart another night.