A developer is someone who wants to build a house in the woods. An environmentalist is someone who already has a house in the woods.

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

Maybe democrats will eventually turn on Obamacare when they realize you might need a photo I.D. to participate in the program.

Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high-stakes Scrabble.

There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.

It's foolish to be prejudiced. There are so many reasons to hate people on an individual basis.

We've eaten, but he looks hungry, and experience tells me that crazy takes a lot of calories to sustain.

The waves formed in your heart will make you fall in Love.The waves formed in your mind will make you fall from Life.

To become distinguished in your industry, you have to constantly manage, master and maximise your time.

I wanted it to be as readable as possible. I had the ambition of reaching a broader audience.

Anything we have, we are only borrowing. Anything. Any time.

Gold thou mayst safely touch; but if it stick Unto thy hands, it woundeth to the quick.

Let go of the past and live the future . . . Live the life you imagined.

I think that there are these two very different sides to my relation to the Bible: one, my professional life; the other, a more private concern, interest and fascination with the Bible.

The actor's life, but also the Australian's life. We're wanderers. We like to walk about - we're curious people. I have felt that since I was a teenager.

Sonny Boy Williamson (II) was a beautiful guy, a straight guy... (but) he was always raising hell one way or another, so you never could tell if he was drunk or sober.