A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

when we leave society and come into the presence of Nature, we become children again; and the fictions of thought and action assumed among men drop off like a garment.

perhaps the only magician we have is the artist.

If you want to be immortal live a life worth remembering

I'm interested in making works for museums in a way that make the space feel domestic, and I'm always thinking about how this work will be part of someone's daily life.

I have never been prouder to be a lifelong New Yorker than I am today with the passage of marriage equality.

I'm not usually where I think I am. It's kind of spooky.

People are influenced by what we are, what we radiate. This has greater appeal than what we say.

Anybody who wants to be an ambassador, wants to pay at least $250,000.

I grew up skateboarding, but I don't even do that anymore.

We're all dancing in the darkness.