A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll on a dead fish.

If you consider the contribution of plumbing to human life, the other sciences fade into insignificance.

Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish.

The “result” of micromanagement is perhaps tangible in the short run, but more often causes damage for the long term.

If You Don't want to Reveal your Secrets, Just keep your Mouth Shut.

When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it the ghetto. When white people have no electricity and no water, they call it camping.

Grief is a healthy emotion, and it's healthy to embrace it. By accepting loss, we clarify our values and the meaning of our lives.

I've had photographs taken for portraits because I very much prefer working from the photographs than from models... I couldn't attempt to do a portrait from photographs of somebody I didn't know.

Before going back to sleep I imagined (I saw) a plastic universe, changeable, full of wondrous chance, an elastic sky, a sun that suddenly is missing or remains fixed or changes its shape.

You know, it's hard to say what's going to happen in the future. But, if I stay healthy, I think I'll probably play until I'm about 40.

He had the blue kite in his hands; that was the first thing I saw. And I can't lie now and say my eyes didn't scan it for any rips.

There was an austerely dignified award ceremony. By that I mean we had to buy our own drinks - in clear violation of the international journalists'code of truth, fairness and an open bar.

A delusion held by one person is a mental illness, held by a few is a cult, held by many is a religion.