A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.

An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners.

The man who is not afraid of danger is not a hero, but a psychopath.

You can keep a dog: but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.

In England only uneducated people show off their knowledge; nobody quotes Latin or Greek authors in the course of conversation, unless he has never read them.

Many Continentals think life is a game; the English think cricket is a game.

I asked many friends if Australian anti-intellectualism was still a living force and they all told me it was. If you are above average intelligence, hide this embarrassing fact.

The English are always ready to admire anything so long as they can queue up.

The British suffer from a most unfortunate superiority complex - unjustified even under Victoria and most certainly hopelessly out-of-date today.

THE British are brave people. They can face anything, except reality.

Rise and rise again until lambs become lions

I love being high. High on Life, High on Love, High on Hope, and High on Faith.

Being in a hurry is the father of stress and worry.

In the modern world, the interests of a particular community can no longer be considered to lie within the confines of its own boundaries.

David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.

Mandatory sentencing guidelines have become as complicated and detailed as the IRS code!

Unconsciousness, spontaneity, instinct ... hold us to the earth and dictate the relatively good and useful.

When we run from our feelings, they follow us. Everywhere.

I've been in Washington ever since 1981, trying to get out!

The USA approach looks like bullying because it is.