A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to you than the ninety-and -nine which you had to work for, and money won at faro or in stock snuggles into your heart in the same way.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

We attract what we are prepared to receive.

I have five boys in the family, and it's constant competition, sport, humor, and practical jokes.

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.

Comedy is an amazing calling. Once you get that first laugh, it's hard to turn away. Then, of course, you're hooked and you have to learn how to survive in the business.

I'm a feminist at heart, and I'm totally aware of why people have an issue with this show.

Land, in England, is valuable, because we have highly-paid artisans to consume the produce on the spot.

Given the loss of a child or the birth of a child or anything like that, I think it's just I'm more moved by life, the older I get, so it's easier to connect to the characters that I play.

One of those Christmas songs says, "You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout." How's my wife going to get along?

Is there anything more dangerous than an ideologue who doesn't know he's wrong?

As an emotional eater, I eat to soothe.