A drunk doesn't try to stand up; a drunk tries not to fall down.

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius.

Man shall not live by bread alone.

I know who I am. And after all these years, there's a victory in that.

The unsaid rule for living in a trailer park is: 'If the door's shut, don't come a-knockin.' But if it's open and you're walkin' by, feel free to say, 'Hello.'

It's a scientific fact that gratitude reciprocates.

The older you get, the more rules they’re gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin’ man, l-i-v-i-n’

Give thanks. Appreciate what you DO have ... the more we give thanks, the more we receive to be thankful for. Gratitude is the gift that always gives back.

Life is not fair, it never was and it is now and it won't ever be. Do not fall into the trap. The entitlement trap, of feeling like you're a victim. You are not.

Sure, I can get a little bit jealous. The good part about jealousy is that it comes from passion. It's also the dangerous part and it's an ugly emotion that hurts.

There's a difference in thinking you are a champion and knowing that you are.

Seeds do not make a sound when growing, but can even reach the sky. Learn from them.

Slavery, protection, and monopoly find defenders, not only in those who profit by them, but in those who suffer by them.

Exaggerated history is poetry, and truth referred to a new standard.

To me, honesty and the difficulty of honest communication are at the heart of both my life and my movies. The difficulty of being yourself.

The one thing finished in this hasty world.

I am always trying to write.

A blogger is constantly looking over his shoulder, for fear that he is not being followed.

How many fingers am I holding up?" he inquired. Lucille regarded him blearily and said, "Avocado.

Two conditions that warrant someone's unconditional devotion: 1. Save their life 2. Help them move a pillow top mattress