A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, what'll it be? The duck doesn't answer because it's a duck.

Everytime I look at a zebra, I can't figure out whether it's black with white stripes or white with black stripes, and that frustrates me.

Love is not a because, it's a no matter what.

The human capacity for burden is like bamboo- far more flexible than you'd ever believe at first glance.

There are two ways to be happy: improve your reality, or lower your expectations.

There's always going to be bad stuff out there. But here's the amazing thing -- light trumps darkness, every time. You stick a candle into the dark, but you can't stick the dark into the light.

You can't look back - you just have to put the past behind you, and find something better in your future.

Until this moment, I had not realized that someone could break your heart twice, along the very same fault lines.

The wolves knew when it was time to stop looking for what they'd lost, to focus instead on what was yet to come.

If you have a sister and she dies, do you stop saying you have one? Or are you always a sister, even when the other half of the equation is gone?

‎Pick ten strangers and stick them in a room, and ask them which of us they feel sorrier for - you or me - and we all know who they'll choose.

We have confident

It’s impossible for a company to get what it wants most if managers have to make a choice between their own values and company priorities.

Many people would rather be certain of their worries and fears, than risk the uncertainty of hope and optimism.

Work on psychological blocks like shame and guilt - they falsely color your reality.

Of course people take something good and turn it negative.

According to metaphysics, fear is caused by the lack of light.

All things make sense; you just have to fathom how they make sense.

I’d wait forever for you, as long as you’re mine.

Everything is out there if you know how to find it, and have the patience. I don't and haven't, but that's my problem

Were it my cue to fight, I should have known it Without a prompter.