A family is a bunch of people who keep confusing you with someone you were as a kid.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

The reward of life is Joy

Single ladies, we are not Damsels in Distress…we are Divas that Impress!

A 'good man' is a male creature that survives the endless episodes that its woman spends complaining about women who she hates, and, women who hate her.

I think I've always felt as a band and as a musician and a music business person, I've always felt like an outsider, period.

I always have someplace else I’d rather be, even if I don’t know where that is, yet.

I do think how two people dance with each other is indicative of how they feel about each other. It can tell a lot more than a verbal scene.

I always have a bit of a look, a bit of a frown.

Life, nature and God always answer, 'Yes,' to you. What are you asking for?

One of the learning curves I'm not going to have is being a head coach.

...Winter, the aged chief, Mighty in power, Exiles the tender leaf, Exiles the flower.